Sunday, April 12, 2009

Eyesight

I see UFOs alot. Pretty much everynight I see some unexplainable thing in the sky. Thing is, I'm supposed to wear glasses. I havent worn them in about 4 years and I fear that if I start wearing them again I wont see UFOs anymore. The sky will probably just look normal, and that bores me.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Day Dreaming

When I was in kindergarten, there was this really cute girl that sat across from me. I had a vivid day dream once where I showed up to class dressed in a kung-fu outfit and I kung-fu'd the hell out of everything in the room. When I was done destroying the place, I put out my hand and pulled her out of the rubble. She called me her hero and kissed me. Sometimes now when I meet a really attractive woman, the same day dream pops back into my head.

Telekinesis

I know that I can't, but I catch myself trying to move things with my mind on a daily basis. For a split second I actually think to myself "Its gonna work this time." I'm scared that if I do one day move something with my mind, I won't know if it was me or if it was a ghost. Then I'll be forced to use my neighbors bathroom from then on.