Telekinesis

I know that I can't, but I catch myself trying to move things with my mind on a daily basis. For a split second I actually think to myself "Its gonna work this time." I'm scared that if I do one day move something with my mind, I won't know if it was me or if it was a ghost. Then I'll be forced to use my neighbors bathroom from then on.

More Ghosts

Sometimes I wonder if my house is haunted and I get creeped out. I don't get creeped out because of the ghosts, I get creeped out because the ghosts are probably watching me poop ....as I type this post.